tweet tweet @travelinwithgulliver

ABOUT: @travelinwithgulliver

“Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.” -Swift

 

 

Decided to go be a doctor on a ship #imonaboat

 

Followers! Sorry for not posting for three years, but London’s calling #settlingin #sorryimnotsorry

 

Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married #maryburton #mrsgulliver #blessed

 

Welp, my business is failing. Looks like I’m back to sea #seasick

 

HALP! #thunder #bigwaves #shipwrecked

 

Y’all, I just made it to shore. Call me #michaelphelps

 

Wait, is this real life? Someone please tell me I’m getting #punkd #ashtonwhereareyou?

 

#SOS #HALP #desperate #losingservice #leftmychargerwithmary #nevergoingback

 

I’m exhausted from all my swimming. #naptime

 

Followers, sorry I haven’t posted in a while. I woke up from my nap and found I was tied down! Little people were climbing all over me! They’re like throwing twigs at me and (out of characters)

 

Oh wait, they gave food. And wine. #aretheynicenow? #imconfused

 

Little people food isn’t doing the trick. #starving

 

#lilliputians carried me all the way to capital city. #thesebootswerenotmadeforwalking

 

900 men to walk me .5 miles #silly

 

Walking around in circles. Like, can I go now? #placestobe #peopletosee

 

Everything just grew like 10x larger. What’s going on? #lilliputianscomeback

 

Just saw the countryside #wow #blownaway #butstillchained #letmego

 

Potty break. #relief

 

Y’all, they just wheelbarrowed my poo away #nasty #TMI

 

The emperor just pulled up on his horse and told them to feed me #thankyou

 

I feel like I am playing #madgab I can’t understand a word this guy is saying #signlanguageplease

 

He left me with some soldiers. They’re taking their job way too seriously #lightenup #iamnice

 

ATTENTION FOLLOWERS: My phone is about to die and I have no other way of communication #HALP #imissmyfamily #saveme #notblessed #theyarenasty #largeandincharge

 

Is there a 911 button on this twitter thing? #911

 

(singing) Like a good neighbor statefarm is there! #withaboat #takemehome

 

Mary, if you love me, you will come searching for me. #seeyousoon #bringthekids

 

 

 

 

 

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One response to “tweet tweet @travelinwithgulliver

  1. I really like how you were able to incorporate a common social network such as twitter and relate Gulliver’s Travels’ characters into the tweets. The tweets are just some of the everyday phrases that people utilize on twitter, and serve as an excellent example of the personalities that the characters would convey in the story. I really enjoyed the humor in your post as well. Great job!

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